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NASA:
Moon-walker claims alien contact cover-up
Wow, NASA has really gone down hill. First nappy driving crazy
lady and now space mad moon-walker. Common!
FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of
the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.
And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several
occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by
governments for six decades.
Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space
agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little
people who look strange to us.'
He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image
of a small frame, large eyes and head.
Chillingly, he claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated"
as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would be been gone
by now".
Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the
record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes
following their 1971 mission.
"I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've
been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real," Dr Mitchell
said.
"It's been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years
or so, but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been privileged to
have been briefed on some of it.
"I've been in military and intelligence circles, who know that beneath
the surface of what has been public knowledge, yes - we have been
visited. Reading the papers recently, it's been happening quite a bit."
Dr Mitchell, who has a Bachelor of Science degree in aeronautical
engineering and a Doctor of Science degree in Aeronautics and
Astronautics claimed Roswell was real and similar alien visits continue
to be investigated.
He told the astonished Kerrang! radio host Nick Margerrison: "This is
really starting to open up. I think we're headed for real disclosure and
some serious organisations are moving in that direction."
Mr Margerrison said: "I thought I'd stumbled on some sort of astronaut
humour but he was absolutely serious that aliens are definitely out
there and there's no debating it."
Officials from NASA, however, were quick to play the comments down.
In a statement, a spokesman said: "NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not
involved in any sort of cover up about alien life on this planet or
anywhere in the universe.
'Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on
this issue.'
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Tokyo 32ºC- Thursday, July 24th -
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Borrowed Identity:
After I thanked my students for taking my class they all left the class
except for one.
"I really enjoyed your class but I have a confession to make," Mr. X said.
"I'm not Mr. X. Mr. X was unable to take the course so i took the
course instead. My real name is Mr. Y."
"Oh, okay," i said not knowing how to respond. "Did you enjoy the
course?"
"Very much."
"Well, that's the main thing," I said with a laugh.
Ah, the joys of teaching. Of course i followed procedure and cleared
matters up with administration. What a game.
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Birthday Party
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Columbia Beach Party
Dear lucky people!
After receiving overflowing requests to come to my party i've had to
create a map of where this once in a life time extravaganza will take
place.
The Map
Directions
From Parksville to Qualicum:
Follow the Island Highway (19A) from Parksville to Qualicum. Go
over the green French Creek bridge and take the first right into Columbia
Dr. Take the first right which is about 75 meters from the highway.
Head towards the chorus of laughter, mirth and cheer down the gravel pot
holed driveway that's skirted with over grown bushes on either side.
Beware, if you are driving a low rider or a car with a decent paint job,
you best park on the Columbia Dr. Try and park to the right.
Red X marks the spot on the map.
From Qualicum to Parksville:
Follow the Island Highway (19A) from Qualicum to Parksville. Just
before the green bride turn left. Take the first right which is
about 75 meters from the highway. Head towards the chorus of
laughter, mirth and cheer down the gravel pot holed driveway that's
skirted with over grown bushes on either side. Beware, if you are
driving a low rider or a car with a decent paint job, you best park on the
Columbia Dr. Try and park to the right. Red X marks the spot
on the map.
Transportation
As I intend to be intoxicated for most of the day I won't
be able to pick people up or drop people off. Nevertheless,
here are some links to some super transportation alternatives:
Air (The only way to fly.)
Harbour Air
Sea Air Seaplanes
Orca Airways
KD Air
Helicopter (The only way to fly as well.)
SunWest Helicopters, Ltd,
1 250 752-0707
Ferry (For people who can't swim.)
BC Ferries
Train (For hobos)
VIA Rail (This is a PDF link)
Bus (Make sure to bring beer and drink it out of a
paper bag while on the bus.)
Nanaimo Regional Transit System
Grey Hound Canada
Taxi
(Wear running shoes and then do a runner just before you get to the
party.)
AC Taxi, Nanaimo
(250) 753-1231
(800) 753-1231 (Toll free)
Alliance Taxi, Parksville
(250) 954-5567
(250) 954-5567
Super Alternatives (For the creative
individual.)
Hot air balloon
Bicycle, skateboard, unicycle
Swim, kayak, dingy, canoe
Walk, run, stroll, meander
Horse, pony, large dog, giraffe etc...
About the party
Saturday, August 9th, 7 p.m. start. Bring what you drink and
eat. Also, there is plenty of room to put tents up in the yard so
feel free to camp over. If you get lost feel free to call me.
I won't be checking my email on the day because the cabin is on dial up
and i'll need to keep the lines free for phone calls. Party starts
at 7 p.m. and will go till dawn, or until the last person leaves or goes
to bed.
Games
As this is my party i thought the games could revolve
around me. This is what i have so far:
1) Ear hair picking contest - whoever can pick the most
hair out of my ear wins
2) Nose hair picking contest - same as above
3) Back hair braiding - whoever can braid the prettiest pattern on my back
wins
4) Wrinkle guessing contest - like a jar of beans, you have to guess how
many wrinkles i have
5) Hair transplanting contest - whoever can transplant the most hair into
my racing stripes wins
Winners will receive a collection of my bodily excretions.
See you at the party!
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Tokyo 33ºC - 60%: July
15 | 00:12
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Dream
Job: Email correspondence for Jumonji Women's University
date Thu, Jun 19, 2008 at 10:05 AM
subject Jumonji Party
Lance,
We're having another Jumonji Party on July 14.
We could use another teacher to attend if your available.
This would be paid (+trans), of course.
Please advise.
Mr. Boss
date Mon, Jun 23, 2008 at 10:42 AM
subject Re: Jumonji Party
Dear Mr. Boss,
Many thanks always. It would be a pleasure to join the party at Jumonji on
July 14th.
All the best,
Lance
The party went without a hitch. First we ate sushi, chicken and an
array of assorted sweets, and then we played games. All of my
time was paid for, as noted above, and I got to play games with about 40
university girls for two hours. It's a good life in Japan.
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Tokyo 30ºC: July 12 | 14:38 |
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Conspiracy Theories:
Who doesn't like a good one? Why have one when you can have
hundreds? Below is a list of conspiracy theories ranging from the
bizarre to the insane. Evil international bankers? Monstrous
monarchs, celestial celebrities and voodoo musicians? What next?
When will people realize that no one is out to get them
except for the bad guys we're told about on TV. Common! But if
you're bored and want to take the fight to the tree hugging hippies who
want to destroy the freedom that should be denied to them, watch these
ridiculous docs below. Top Ten Conspiracy Documentaries:
1)
Empire of the City: The Ring of Power - 3 Empire cities:
The
City of London Corporation,
Washington D.C. &
The Vatican
2)
Zeitgeist - 3 Parts: Religion, 9/11 conspiracy, international bankers
3)
The Money Masters - History of international bankers
4)
Loose Change - 9/11 conspiracy
5)
The Great Global Warming Swindle - Global warming caused by solar
activity
6)
JFK2 - CIA cover up
7)
Pilots For 9/11 Truth - Pilots follow the plane's path from black box
to discover the plane crashed 400 ft above Pentagon
8)
William Rodriguez: 9/11 Hero - Eyewitness accounts of explosions in
the underground basement levels of the towers
9)
9/11 Mysteries - An Inside Job
10)
The Nation's Deathbed - 2007 SPP protest at Montebello, Quebec -
violence started by
provocateurs - ended with tear gas
Surplus: 11)
Endgame - Alex Jones, Doom & Gloom I
12)
Terror Storm - Alex Jones, Doom & Gloom II
13)
Police State 2000 Martial Law - Alex Jones, Doom & Gloom III
14) Flat Empire - Can't find the link to this doc
Sane Theories
15)
Noam Chomsky on 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - No sufficient scientific
evidence - enough said Online News Articles
The Japan Times:
Lawmaker takes 9/11 doubts global - Leader of the Democratic Party of
Japan questions official 9/11 story in Parliament
Diet member Fujita responds to reader's criticisms on 9/11
If you
know of anymore ludicrous docs like the ones above please email me the name
and link. I need a good laugh.
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Tokyo 30ºC: July 4 | 10:42 |
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Returning
Home: Flight information
It's official. I'm returning home for the month of August.
I'll be staying at my brother's in Vancouver for the first couple of days
and then i'll be traveling to the Qualicum Beach on Vancouver Island to
stay with my parents. I won't have any transportation so i'll be
pretty much stuck at the cabin so if you want to visit please pop by, all
are always welcome except the ones that don't drop by - they won't be
allowed in.
I will be having a big ass party on Saturday, August 9th as i'm turning a
whopping 36. Party starts at 7p.m. Bring what you drink, eat,
sleep in and with. Leave your baggage at the driveway though, it's a
going to be a wild one. You have over 6 weeks to plan what you are
going to buy me for my b-day.
Flight - United Airlines Inc (UA) - 852
Thursday, July 31, 2008 |
Flight - United Airlines Inc (UA) - 41
Sunday, August 31, 2008 |
Flight 852 Non-stop
Class of Service: Pope Class
Depart:Narita (NRT) TOKYO
Terminal 16:00 PM
Arrive:Vancouver Intl Arpt (YVR)
Terminal M 3:00 PM
Thursday, July 31, 2008 |
Flight 41 Non-stop
Class of Service: Pope Class
Depart: Vancouver Intl Arpt (YVR)
Terminal M 6:00 AM
Arrive: Narita (NRT) TOKYO
Terminal 1 2:10 PM
Monday, September 01, 2008 |
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Tokyo: July 3 | 22:22 |
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Reflection:
Anjuna, Goa, India: 1996
While waiting for my pancakes to be prepared, I sipped my freshly squeezed
orange juice while watching a cow slowly walk her way along the beach path
until it stopped in front of the restaurant, pooped, and then walked on.
Seconds later, the lady who was preparing my food ran out from the restaurant,
picked up the freshly squeezed patty with her bare hands, and ran back
into the kitchen. I appreciate that a cow patty when dried is an
excellent source of fuel but a pair of gloves would have been a bit more
reassuring.
After eating my pancakes i inquired where the restrooms were. After
receiving directions, i exited the restaurant and followed the stone path
that led to a small fenced garden at the rear of the establishment.
I n the center of the garden were two spotless stones and a tap. In
the corner sat a pig who was shading himself under a small tree. I
opened the gate, perched myself up on the two stones and proceeded with
the task at hand. Upon completion, I washed my hands and walked
towards the gate. As
I turned around for a rewarding glance at a job well done I witnessed the pig munching down on my
hard work.
Over the course of a couple of days the pig came closer and closer during
my morning ritual until the forth day, at which time he came from
behind and started to nudge my nates like a calf would an utter.
Pushing the pig away didn't work because he would continue to
return like a desert fly to the human eye. So with one arm free to
guard the rear i was able to perform nature's duty. After two
weeks I felt that i had formed a bond with the pig but was glad to have been
moving on.
Ironically, a while later i met an Indian pig farmer who gave me his
business card
and inquired whether I'd be interested in exporting pigs to Canada.
I told him politely that i'm not in the export business.
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Tokyo: July 1 | 9:01 |
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Gotham
City: Shin-Marubiru Building, Tokyo Station
Arriving early, I entered through the large automatic sliding glass
doors and momentarily marveled at the enormity of the concrete foyer,
cliff like walls, and 50ft ceiling. Feeling the pressure of the
events to come, I sat on a red sofa that swirled and curled like a swanky
1990s Jacuzzi. Wiping the sweat off my brow, I observed the security
guards that were posted at the entrances and at the main desk. To
not attract suspicion during my recon, i ate a ham sandwich and a rice
ball washed down with vitamin water. However, this had the opposite
effect because after dining on the sofa i noticed a sign stating no eating
or drinking which explained the strange looks i was receiving from the
building's constabulary.
Moving on. Due to the G8 summit, they (The Man) have
beefed up security at all major buildings as a show of strength - not that
i was worried. Sure they had batons at the ready, side arms and
radios; i was armed with low level English textbooks, Jennifer Lee
Carrell's "The Shakespeare Secrete: A Novel," and a cell phone cocked and
loaded with 200 free monthly minutes. Besides, i had an inside
contact who promptly arrived with my security clearance card.
As requested, I followed her to the turnstiles and placed my card over
the magnet detector that released the rubber gate and walked through
towards the elevator lobby. I was officially in. The elevator
was just as omnipotent as the foyer with a large glass ceiling and white
plexiglass walls with fluorescents behind them giving it a somewhat
clinical feel. The elevator binged at the 29th floor and i entered
through another security clearance door to the company's main foyer.
This wasn't as impressive as the cathedral entrance down stairs, but it
was just as surreal.
Ms. Vermillion, her code name, beckoned me to
follow her down a long passage that had many doors on either side until we
came to the door that held the secret to my temporary office. As she
opened the door a beam of bright light blinded me temporarily jarring me
from reality and thrusting me into a white abyss of mystery. After
regaining sight i was taken aback by the complete view of The Imperial
Palace (the emperor's estate) and government buildings that were
complimented with a magnificent scenic backdrop of Roppongi, Shinjuku, and
Ikebukuro. Let the games
begin.
**June's Travel Log **
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